I've always wanted a big Halloween party at home. However when the day finally arrived yesterday, I simply wasn't in the mood. So here's our little homage anyway to my favourite day of the year, apart from Xmas eve.
" I'd like to you to buy me a piss of rad bigini, or maybe something naughty, like leopard preen, zipbra preen..you know? You can wear animal preens with duck gins, or carkey green, it's okay. Right now I'm studying steel."
Apparently that's how baseline peasantry speak in my lovely country.